too many verses but no bridge (fuck being cool II)

I'm not good with bridges. Once I have found a meter for one verse I just put down verse after verse - all in the same meter. Two verses I wrote match quite good since they're about uncool people (you could say "fat farting Fanny" meets Billy Elliot). The one I actually wrote first about "me" could be used either as intro - or maybe just as first verse, or as an outro. One verse about a guy with a heart attack - i.e. a "cool" guy who sort of fails - should actually have become a bridge. At the moment it has got the same meter as the verses, though. I think I'll have to rewrite it, so the song will not become too samey. I made notes where I used one of my "little helpers".


she sat on the bench across
I noticed she was cryin'
she said "I'm not just ugly,
but I am fat as well"
I said "there's no denyin',
but there's more than beauty
where you can excel"

fuck being cool
don't let them piss you off
don't be a fool - so
fuck being cool

he wore a skirt showing off
his legs and slender shape
he was a boy but fancied
dancing the ballet
I said "sorry if I gape, (checked http://www.rhymezone.com/)
if this is what makes you happy,
then it is okay"

fuck being cool
don't let them piss you off
don't be a fool - so
fuck being cool

have you heard about the guy
who had a heart attack
he'd spent his whole life climbing
up the greasy pole  (found on http://www.dict.cc/)
now he's off the track
you may call it bad timing
careers take their toll (checked http://www.rhymezone.com/)

fuck being cool
don't let them piss you off
don't be a fool - so
fuck being cool

I'm a nerd, but I don't care
I could bore you to death
before you say something wrong
or start teasing me
you'd better hold your breath
mind that I'm pretty strong (checked http://www.rhymezone.com/ but stuck with my first choice)
when I disagree

fuck being cool
don't piss me off
I'm not a fool - so
fuck being cool