fat farting Fanny (finished)

26.02.2010

Today I tossed some lines together adding to the ones I had put down a while ago, then I just brought them in a viable order, that was it. Verses, chorus, and bridge have got all very samey as for their meter and rhyming pattern, but then, the song will probably be about two or two and a half minutes long so that need not matter too much. There should be a guitar solo before the bridge, I think. What I'm not too happy with is that it has got quite moral. That may have been my intention from the beginning, but it's so f**** obvious. I hope it doesn't totally destroy the fun aspect.

a girl in our school - she was rather obese
would do anything to oblige and to please
she taught us all boys and girls could do
she was very good 'cause she knew no taboo

fat farting Fanny
we used to call her names
fat farting Fanny
played our silly schoolboy games

she would tickle our pricks, she would tickle our pride
get our chubbies hard and teach us to ride
she taught us French, she taught us Greek
without a single word to speak

fat farting Fanny
we used to call her names
fat farting Fanny
played our silly schoolboy games

we poured scorn and derision on her gentle head
but when feeling horny gladly shared her bed
ran her down behind her back but smiled to her face
we didn't really mind when she fell into disgrace

fat farting Fanny
we used to call her names
fat farting Fanny
played our silly schoolboy games

when I met her in the city today
I felt that I blushed and had to look the other way
though ashamed 'bout this part of my youth
I will try to resume blocking out the truth

fat farting Fanny
we used to call her names
fat farting Fanny
played our silly schoolboy games